Just got a pair of shoes in the mail that I not only love, but kinda make me feel…like a cool Mom. And I’m pretty excited about it.

I can just hear the pitch about them in a segment on the Today show about how Moms can wear clothes that are elevated casual. “We know you’re tired, but you don’t have to wear your bunny slippers to the park or grocery store! With these leopard sneakers you can look cute while you run after the kids, or even grab a quick happy hour beer with your hubby (without appearing drab) before the sitter is off for the day!”

Yo, cool Moms—buy ‘em here.

I sometimes fantasize about switching back to a flip phone when our baby arrives just so I can cut at least a sliver of the internet out of my day-to-day life for a bit.